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<span style="font-size: large;"><i> Amado por unos, odiado por otros... Chávez fue un presidente que dió
mucho de que hablar, en este video Maduro y Capriles nos comparten
musicalmente sus impresiones sobre la muerte de Hugo Chávez.</i></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: x-large;"><b><i>DOG BOOMER</i></b></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><i> "Ni se te ocurra subirte al sillón nuevo, Boomer". Y este hermoso
bulldog inglés obedeció -mientras su amigo humano estaba en casa,
claro-. Después, ¡lo estrenó como se debe! Y es que, ¿para qué incurrir
en siestas aburridas, cuando puedes patinar y correr sobre el cuero
nuevo? ¡Booooooom-er!</i></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><i><span style="font-size: x-large;"><b>CUANDO UN PERRO BUSCA COMIDA</b></span><br />Cualquier mueble es una potencial escalera. Así nos lo demuestra este
astuto siberiano, que encontró el mecanismo para llegar a su objetivo
comestible. ¿Moraleja? No hay nada que no pueda alcanzarse con paciencia
y un poco de determinación. </i></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: x-large;"><b><i>EL QUE NO QUIERE BAÑARSE</i></b></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><i>"Con que quieren bañarme, ¿eh?", pensó Koby al leer la carta de su mamá.
"Pues, ¡ni lo sueñen!" exclamó el perrito y destruyó la evidencia. Y
bueno, ya que estaba solo, aprovechó para limpiar un poco la casa con
algo de papel higiénico y degustar un par de medias...</i></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><i> <span style="font-size: x-large;"><b>CANICHE SALTARÍN</b></span></i></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><i>La comida desaparecía misteriosamente en la casa de Rafa. Sus dueños,
intrigados, decidieron instalar una cámara oculta para averiguar cuál
era la verdadera causa de las cada vez más recurrentes desapariciones.
De esta manera, descubrieron la verdad: en la clandestinidad, su amigo
canino era un verdadero acróbata. </i></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: x-large;"><b><i>LA AMANTE DE LAS NUGGETS</i></b></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><em>Pero, hay veces que la comida no está al alcance de un salto y hay que
ingeniar una estrategia más elaborada: este fue el caso de Lucy, que
hizo todo lo que estuvo a su alcance -y más- para complacerse con una
asadera llena de nuggets de pollo. </em></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: x-large;"><b><i>EL PERRO MÁS INTELIGENTE</i></b></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><i>"¡Con que quieren violar mi intimidad!, ¿eh? Pues, ¡no se saldrán con
la suya!", pensó el can más inteligente de todos. Y luego de que su
dueña hubiese instalado la cámara oculta en sus narices, el perro tomó
la revancha más astuta de todas. </i></span></div>
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<b><span style="font-size: x-large;"><i>Después de haber visto estos <strong>videos de perros</strong>,
¿quién puede decir que la inteligencia es el monopolio de la raza
humana? Nuestros amigos perrunos también la tienen; por tanto, lo más
sensato sería que, de una vez por todas, dejemos de subestimarlos. </i></span></b></div>
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<span style="font-size: x-large;"><b><i>Los Chinos y Japoneses tienen un humor muy particular y una forma de
realizar publicidades que da para reirse a más no poder y otra que da asco, no te pierdas
estas imágenes publicitarias totalmente extrañas...</i></b></span></div>
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<span style="color: purple;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-size: large;"><i>¡Atención mujeres! De todas las edades, solteras,
casadas, madres, esposas, hijas, hermanas, cuñadas, amigas, etc. </i></span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: purple;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-size: large;"><i>Se comunica que a partir del 12 de Junio al 13 de Julio
de 2014 (Tiempo de duración del Mundial de Fútbol Brasil 2014) deberán tener en
cuenta lo siguiente: </i></span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: purple;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-size: large;"><i>1. Hacer las compras del mercado fuera de los horarios de
partidos y/o repeticiones de los mismos. </i></span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: purple;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-size: large;"><i>2. Leer la sección deportiva para que tengamos tema de
conversación; si no lo hacen, no se extrañen que no se les hable durante ese
mes. </i></span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: purple;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-size: large;"><i>3. Durante el mes entero la tele es mía, a todas horas,
sin excepción. El control, ni lo miren. </i></span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: purple;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-size: large;"><i>4. Si tienen que pasar frente a la tele durante un
partido, pueden hacerlo, siempre que sea gateando y sin distraer o hacer
ruido. </i></span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: purple;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-size: large;"><i>5. Durante los partidos soy sordo y ciego. No esperes que
te atienda, escuche, mire, abra la puerta, conteste el teléfono, vea al niño
que se cayó del segundo piso, salude a tu madre, haga las compras, apague el
incendio de la cocina, etc. ¡Nada!</i></span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: purple;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-size: large;"><i>6. Deberás provisionar la heladera de cervezas y le
sonreirás si viene un amigo a compartir unas horitas de fútbol. En
agradecimiento, te dejaré ver tele de la media noche a las 4 de la mañana,
siempre que no haya repeticiones de los partidos.</i></span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: purple;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-size: large;"><i>7. Si me ves molesto porque mi selección va perdiendo no
me digas "no es para tanto" ni tampoco "seguro ganan". Sólo
harás que me enoje más. </i></span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: purple;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-size: large;"><i>8. Puedes sentarte a ver un partido conmigo y podrás
hablarme, pero sólo durante los comerciales del entretiempo (eso es cuando en
la tele no se ve a los jugadores). No se te ocurra hacer cualquier comentario
técnico…</i></span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: purple;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-size: large;"><i>9. Las repeticiones de los goles son muy, muy
importantes. No importa si ya los vi antes, o si me los sé de memoria. Los
quiero ver de nuevo, muchas, muchas, muchas veces. (¿Se entiende?) </i></span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: purple;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-size: large;"><i>10. Que no se le ocurra a ninguna de tus amiguitas
casarse, enfermarse, organizar reuniones o cenas, y menos visitarnos; menos aún
los días de semifinales y jamás el día de la final porque solo hay tres
opciones a saber: </i></span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: purple;"><b><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-size: large;"><i>a ) no iré.</i></span></span></b></span></div>
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<span style="color: purple;"><b><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-size: large;"><i>b ) no iré.</i></span></span></b></span></div>
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<span style="color: purple;"><b><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-size: large;"><i>c ) no iré. </i></span></span></b></span></div>
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<span style="color: purple;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-size: large;"><i>11. Sin embargo, si un amigo nos invita a ver el fútbol,
en el bar o en su casa… ¡Qué maravillosa invitación! Iremos sin dudarlo. No
importa si nos llama a último minuto. Ah! Y si no estás lista a tiempo… ¡Te
quedas!</i></span></span></span></div>
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tan importantes como los juegos mismos; no se te ocurra decir: "pero si
eso ya lo viste, ¿por qué no cambias?" ni "¿No te aburre ver a cada
rato lo mismo?". </i></span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: purple;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-size: large;"><i>13. Para el día de la inauguración y el de la final;
deberás de preparar una picada súper especial, comprar cerveza y mandar los
chicos a casa de tu madre. Deberás quedarte en casa para servir los sandwichs,
cortar el salame y abrir las cervezas (todo en absoluto silencio).</i></span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: purple;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-size: large;"><i>14. Finalmente, ahórrate expresiones como: "¡Qué
bueno que el Mundial es cada 4 años!"
"¡Felizmente, sólo dura un mes!" Estoy inmunizado a esas
expresiones de mal gusto. Y por si no lo sabes, anda enterándote: también hay:
Champions League, Copa Libertadores, Copa Sudamericana, Liga Italiana, Liga
Española, NBA, y luego eliminatorias para el próximo Mundial. </i></span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: purple;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-size: large;"><i>15. Si eres mujer léelo y memorízalo. Saca dos fotocopias:
pega una en el refrigerador con un imán y la otra al lado de la cama. Colabora
con la salud de tus amigas enviándoles copias por lo menos a cincuenta de
ellas… <b>Si eres hombre recuerda que todo es una broma y que no debes ser tan machista...</b></i></span></span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-size: large;"><i>En las vacaciones de invierno muchas personas quieren aprovechar y
comprar todos los equipos necesarios para practicar deportes al estilo
juegos olímpicos de invierno, pero muchos de ellos son muy graciosos y
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cafetería del trabajo, ten cuidado porque hay personas que solo piensan
en si mismos y pueden quedarse con tu comida tal y como lo hace nuestro
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<span style="font-size: large;"><i>No está mal tomarse una copa o unos tragos con amigos, pero cuando te
pasas y quedas borracho o bien puedes tener algo de control o puedes
hacer el ridículo y estar en nuestra reproducción para reirnos de ti sin
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<i><b><span style="font-size: x-large;">AMIGOS OS RECOMIENDO ESTA PELÍCULA</span></b></i><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><i><b><span style="color: #e26200;"><span style="color: #e26200; font-weight: bold;">Ejercicio con los dedos de las manos para evitar la DEPRESIÓN Y EL STRESS</span></span></b></i></span></div>
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practicado diariamente, y a cualquier hora. Los<span style="color: navy;"><span style="color: navy;"> </span></span><span style="color: red;"><span style="color: red;">beneficios son enormes</span></span>:</span></b> </i></span></div>
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<li><i><b><span style="color: #e26200; font-size: large;"><span style="color: #e26200; font-size: 18pt; font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">normaliza la presión arterial</span></span></b></i> </li>
<li><i><b><span style="color: #e26200; font-size: large;"><span style="color: #e26200; font-size: 18pt; font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">activa la producción de serotoninas que aumentan el placer y la alegría</span></span></b></i> </li>
<li><i><b><span style="color: #e26200; font-size: large;"><span style="color: #e26200; font-size: 18pt; font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">activa la circulación sanguínea</span></span></b></i> </li>
<li><i><b><span style="color: #e26200; font-size: large;"><span style="color: #e26200; font-size: 18pt; font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">activa la libido</span></span></b></i> </li>
<li><i><b><span style="color: #e26200; font-size: large;"><span style="color: #e26200; font-size: 18pt; font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">cura la crisis de pánico</span></span></b></i> </li>
<li><i><b><span style="color: #e26200; font-size: large;"><span style="color: #e26200; font-size: 18pt; font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">elimina fobias </span></span></b></i></li>
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<li><i><b><span style="color: #e26200; font-size: large;"><span style="color: #e26200; font-size: 18pt; font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">y muchos beneficios más! </span></span></b></i></li>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><i>A RAIZ DE LA EQUIVOCACIÓN DE SHAKIRA AL CANTAR EL HIMNO NACIONAL DE COLOMBIA EN LA VI CUMBRE DE LAS AMERICAS SE ORIGINARON CHISTES POR ELLO HOY LOS COLOCAREMOS ACA, NO POR BURLA SINO PARA QUE SE ENTIENDA QUE EN COLOMBIA SE SACA DE CUALQUIER COSA HUMOR, QUE EN COLOMBIA A PESAR DEL DOLOR O LA TRISTEZA AÚN REIMOS...</i></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><i>¡OH GLORIA INMARCESIBLE, OH JUBILO INMORTAL, EN SURCO DE DOLORES EL BIEN GERMINA YAAAAAAAA! </i></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><i>CESO LA HORRIBLE NOCHE LA LIBERTAD SUBLIME DERRAMA LAS AURORAS DE SU INVENCIBLE LUZ, LA HUMANIDAD ENTERA QUE ENTRE CADENAS GIME COMPRENDE LAS PALABRAS DEL QUE MURIO EN LA CRUZ...</i></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><i>¡OH GLORIA INMARCESIBLE, OH JUBILO INMORTAL, EN SURCO DE DOLORES EL BIEN GERMINA <u>ALLAAAAAAAAA</u>!</i></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><i>CESO LA HORRIBLE NOCHE LA LIBERTAD<u> DE UBLIME </u>DERRAMA LAS AURORAS DE SU INVENSIBLE LUZ, LA HUMANIDAD ENTERA QUE ENTRE CADENAS GIME COMPRENDE LAS PALABRAS DEL QUE MURIO EN LA CRUZ... </i></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><i>MUYYY BIEN SHAKYRA SE VE QUE ERES UNA<span id="dtx-highlighting-item"> COLOMBIA</span>NA <span id="dtx-highlighting-item"> DE </span>CORAZON Y QUE QUIERES "LA LIBERTAD<span id="dtx-highlighting-item"> DE</span>UBLIME" NO SABEMOS QUIEN SEA PERO ROGAMOS<span id="dtx-highlighting-item"> POR </span>UBLIME QUE SEA LIBERADO O MEJOR ROGUEMOS PARA QUE TE<span id="dtx-highlighting-item"> DE</span>N LA CIUDADANIA<span id="dtx-highlighting-item"> DE </span>OTRO PAIS.
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Cuándo visitó al urólogo, desanimado y errático, fue rápidamente reconfortado: "Tranquilo rabino, ahora la ciencia combinada con la técnica, pueden solucionar cualquier problema, inclusive con circuncisión y todo".</span></i></b></div>
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Le entregó un muestrario en el que había un pene pequeño de 1.500 €; uno mediano de 3.000 € y uno grande de 5.500 €.<br />
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<b><i><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: large;">El hombre desechó el pequeño y dudaba entre el mediano y el grande. Mientras pensaba, el facultativo le dijo que sería conveniente que lo consultara con su esposa.<br />
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<b><i><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: large;">"Sara dice que, para lo poco que lo usamos.... prefiere remodelar la cocina..." </span></i></b><br />
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</div><div style="color: blue;"> <span style="font-size: large;"><b><i>Hay muchos detractores de este producto de Apple, pero hemos hecho un estudio comparativo con otro producto y, merced a él, pudimos apreciar la superioridad del iPhone sobre él. No todo van a ser malas noticias para el cacharro. Sólo hay que poner un poquito de empeño.<br />
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